Coming Soon: The Lumberton Chronicles: A Parody
We all heard about the antics of the public officials, from public drunkenness, prescription drug abuse, selling of marijuana, extra-marital affairs, theft, bribery, etc. Well, I think it’s time to post some of those street committee stories in a paradoxical manner since everyone is so offended. I’m doing it for comic relief and to vent about certain issues that others are afraid to talk about. That way, I can focus on being more professional in my blogging because I will have one day a week to air the dirty laundry of the public officials. People may not tune in to the other posts but I’m certain they’re going to tune in on Thursdays.
As you know, I’m still under a gag order because of this ridiculous lawsuit but after Tuesday, November 3, 2015, I should be free and clear. No more gagging the blogger. As far as I know, we still have freedom of speech, even in Lamar County, Mississippi. If not, there would be a lot of people in trouble because for the last 7-8 years, I’ve seen posts claiming that President Obama is coming to take our guns and bacon. Ok, I just threw in the bacon part. Per the constitution, I know gun ownership is a right but I don’t know of any laws protecting our purchase of bacon; that’s another reason for me to buy a gun.
As you know, Tuesday, November 3, 2015 is also election day and it will be the date of Lumberton’s regular scheduled board meeting. It’s going to be refreshing to attend a meeting knowing I can freely blog afterwards. If they felt threatened by my posts before, I can only imagine how they’re going to feel after the gag order is no longer in place (I couldn’t determine if it was proper to say affect or effect so I went another route.) I may not be able to enjoy my freedom immediately because after the board meeting, I plan on going to the circuit clerk’s office to witness the vote count and while there, I will post a brief review of the board meeting or not. I do, however, plan on writing my review of the election before the polls close and will see if I was on the mark after the final tally. I thank you for your input and for reading the blog. I hope you’re ready for the Lumberton Chronicles: A Parody because some dirty slips will be showing. I think I will post a video later on today. Cioa!